APH-Saiyuki -Fist To The Face-

So, over at the United Nations RP Board [link] North Italy started a crossover RP, and me and Prussia were all like, "YEAH BETCH WE BE ON DAT SHIT LIKE PB AND J!" and wasted no time getting into a fight.

And I (Canada) punched him in the face.

It was AWESOME.

So awesome, I had to do this comic for it.

Original post:

No way.

His face twisted from terror to anger in the blink of an eye. He was hot and frustrated, and now Prussia, some Ex-Nation was trying to fuck with him.

And then the anger in Matthew's gut solidified, and smoldered again. And this time, he didn't back down. His eyes went hard, and, without warning, he wound up and decked Prussia so hard he laid the older Nation out with a split lip and a bruised cheek.

"Don't you ever talk to me like that again, you worthless piece of trash," he spat venomously. "I don't fucking need Alfred to protect me. I'm a Nation in my own right, do you hear me?! I don't need someone like you trying to walk all over me. I've got Russia breathing down my neck every day, wanting my Territories. I've got Denmark trying to claim my Eastern Islands. I've got Alfred threatening to bring nuclear holocaust down on my head every other week because he can't help but start some stupid pissing contest with someone! I don't fucking need you!! So go run back to Germany's basement, Prussia, because I've had it up to my bloody eyeballs with your shit!" His tears were hot with rage and anger and pent-up frustration. "I AM CANADA, GODDAMN IT! SECOND. LARGEST. FUCKING. COUNTRY. IN THE WHOLE. FUCKING. WORLD. DON'T. FUCK. WITH. ME!" And with that explosive outburst, Matthew panted for breath. He knew, in the back of his mind, that this was going to bite him in the ass, but at that moment, he didn't care.

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And then the asshole shot me.

lol okay it was my fault but STILL.

Check the board out, betches, we still need a bunch of people.

Clean version avaliable here: [link]